A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.
During the last ten years, swingers have emerged from the closet. Gone are the brash years of the seventies when swingers wore big hair, gold chains and gathered at tract houses. For example, each January 2000 swingers flock from all over to Jamaica to a resort called Hedonism. Swinger parties are an increasing fad, usually themed, these parties take place in resorts, hotels, and young hip clubs. There are many clubs in the U.K, such as 'Adam and Eve', where the new age swingers, young sexy couples with solid incomes flock.
Swingers parties can be on a wide spectrum from wild orgies with people clamoring to have sex to clandestine dinner parties filled with people who want to get to know you before they do anything else. It is just like any other group gathering socially, an opportunity for people to meet like minded people. From resorts to hotels, swinger parties are appearing just about everywhere.
The typical swinger party as held in a club, would start at about six, the cut off for entrance is around ten, giving couples much needed time to familiarize sociably before familiarizing sexually. Swingers parties usually have themes like nude night or mixed night, or simply a 'no holds barred' swingers party. After the social interactions, there are usually "Play" rooms, think ancient Greek orgy pictures. In some clubs, there are also spas so you can sit back and relax after a few hours hard work. A round of munchies usually follows and then when the jelly legs have gone away, everything starts up again. Swingers parties are unpredictable and varied; there is no telling what might go on any given night, drinking, orgies, it's right out of a Dionysian myth, and a definite way to spice up any relationship, yet swinger parties are not for everyone, jealousy can play a big factor. Not to mention a long list of potential STD's and possible pregnancies that could arise.
Although many clubs pass out condoms (or party hats as they are sometimes called) swinger's parties are full of legal adults, and it's up to the individual to be responsible. If you're going to swing then swing responsibly! Swingers Parties are not just for couples, bi-sexual females are a hot commodity in the swinging world, and bi-sexual males are sought after. You do not have to be any specific race, sex or preference to be a swinger. Straight, gay, bi-sexual, it doesn't matter - come one come all! All shapes, sizes and sexes are welcome.
